“Oh, you god damn sexy tree …”

The guild I’m in — He Who Dares Wins — ventured into Gruul’s Lair last night for the second time. It was a smooth ride once all 25 of us were online and ready to kick some ass. I would like to say there were no deaths, regretfully I can’t as we haven’t perfected the High King Maulgar encounter quite yet. However, only one of us died during the actual Gruul encounter and we killed that sucker in 5 minutes and 39 seconds. It was a huge success!

You’re probably wondering what the title has to do with this — good! That’s what I want you to be! [item]Leggings of the Fallen Defender[/item] was one of the items that Gruul left behind once we banished him from his lair. It was given to one of our druids in the Tree of Life form. What happens next is that someone says the following over vent:

“Oh, you god damn sexy tree — I wanna fucking squeeze your apples!”

Slightly paraphrased as I was too busy laughing my ass off to remember exactly what was said. Now, imagine that above said with sexual desire and a bit of jealousy and you should understand more or less why it was such a hilarious moment.

I would like to take a brief moment and give a shout out to Amanda: Thanks for still checking Taashira.net after all these months of inactivity and thanks for the welcome back. I’m going to try and stay active this time.